5 Unusual Christmas Traditions You’ve Never Heard Of

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Sure, everyone these days is quite familiar with the Western and northern European Yuletide figure of the Krampus, a giant goat-like demon who is often considered the embodiment of the boogeyman, out to punish naughty children. Yet, despite it’s rather… Continue Reading

It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To – Get The Most Out Of Your Pity Party!

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Sweet, succulent pity. It’s the drug of choice amongst today’s chronically discontent. Tackling problems and conflicts head-on is a tiresome ordeal. Exerting your precious energy towards resolving challenges is not something an extraordinary individual such as yourself should EVER be… Continue Reading

5 Unique Decoration Ideas For Thanksgiving Celebrations

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With Thanksgiving just around the corner and those kitschy Halloween decorations already stowed away for another year, is your autumnal décor looking rather basic? Are you perhaps searching for a new theme for your annual holiday gathering? Are those fall… Continue Reading

5 Tips For Getting More Attention From Your Male Partner

5 Tips For Getting More Attention From Your Male Partner

As any girlfriend worth her weight in salt should know: It’s a major drag when your beau isn’t showering you with the praise and affection you so rightfully deserve. After all, he is the nucleus of your existence. Your every… Continue Reading

Study Shows Teen Pregnancy Drops Significantly After Age 19

A new study reveals teen pregnancy rates drop significantly after age 19. The startling correlation was reported by millions of family planning centers nationwide after a 5 years study conducted by an exclusive research team led by Dr. Sandra McKinnon.… Continue Reading

Has My Vagina Officially Expired? – Go Ask Jane

Dearest Jane, I am what most would consider to be a fairly attractive woman. I’ve had no problem getting dates in my early twenties, and by “dating” I mean having semi-anonymous, no-strings-attached romantic encounters with a seemingly endless parade of… Continue Reading