5 Resolutions To Help Recover From Your New Year’s Eve Blowout

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New Year’s Eve is hailed as the one last night of excessive eating, drinking, and merry-making before we have to retire to the sobering reality of our everyday lives; a perfect set up for those infamously short-lived New Year’s resolutions… Continue Reading

4 Holiday Season Life Hacks

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DIY Fireplace Don’t own a fireplace, and having a hard time trying to explain to your young children how Santa gets inside of your fixed-income apartment? Don’t worry, you can build your own faux fireplace without having to worry about… Continue Reading

It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To – Get The Most Out Of Your Pity Party!

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Sweet, succulent pity. It’s the drug of choice amongst today’s chronically discontent. Tackling problems and conflicts head-on is a tiresome ordeal. Exerting your precious energy towards resolving challenges is not something an extraordinary individual such as yourself should EVER be… Continue Reading

New Study Shows Women’s Pubic Hair Contains 30% Fecal Matter

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A new study out of Vermont’s Women’s Educational Ministry reveals the average women’s pubic hair is not only teeming with bacteria, but is also encrusted with an alarming amount of fecal material. These findings surfaced after hundreds of pubic hair… Continue Reading

Women, Menstruation And Shame: What Can Be Done About The Public Purchase Of Feminine Hygiene Products

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The vagina. That fleshy butterfly, salted away between a woman’s thighs. There it remains, shrouded in taboo mystery. Concealed. Hidden, and for good reason… A mere glance at the female reproductive organ makes one cringe in repulsion. Like a perpetually… Continue Reading