Looking for some off-beat infant clothing to ostracize yourself at the next dry-as-a-bone baby shower you’ve been invited to? Or are you just looking for a few laughs to avoid labeling yourself as the most pedestrian gift-giver in the history of the world? Well check out the following list of ten baby onesies and become inspired!
/our Top Ten list of poorly chosen content to put on a baby onesie and become inspired! All of these rompers are available for purchase, dear readers, so don’t be shy to place an order if something particularly speaks to you!/
This is the perfect onesie for the self-cloned baby in your life!
Complete with an adorable image of a guinea pig, while still managing to conjure the most disturbing and unwelcome mental images imaginable!
A must-have for that upcoming Westboro Baptist Church baby shower!
There’s no way you can cut this which will make it tasteful. Is is proclaiming how much of a silver fox their grandpa is? Like some crawling, bobble headed billboard for pappy’s still-viril sex life, OR, this infant has somehow managed to already have children who have had their own children, all in a 3 month span.
Literally nothing. Which is why I play russian roulette competitively!
One-of-a-kind romper for the hallucinogenic-eating infant!
Because nothing reminds you more of your frail and fleeting mortality than just being born.
For those babies who have survived infant abuse. Because that’s something you want to advertise. That you beat your baby. With wooden spoons.
Please make it stop…
Early childhood feminist indoctrination, or a warning to women who refuse to use contraceptives, we honestly can’t tell.