10 Strangest Shirts You’ll Find On Amazon

Similar to finding yourself on the wrong end of Youtube or Tumblr, sometimes your pursuit of obscure and great deals on Amazon you come lead you down strange paths, ones which lead to absolute madness, which we here at Every Woman Weekly must share with the world! That’s why we’ve compiled a list of staff and fan favorites, sure to make great gag gifts or conversely, the perfect tee for that special person in your life!

Straight Outta Insulin Tank Top

A great shirt to highlight diabetes awareness, especially during donation season!

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Inktastic-Straight-outta-insulin-Black/dp/B074WYZGF6/ref=pd_d0_recs_v2_nib_193_6?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=ZNS6HS49MPNAKPKE3HXP

Hurricane Irma Survivor

Appropriate, except for the 134 people who didn’t.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Ladies-Hurricane-Survivor-T-Shirt-Medium/dp/B075JBLNCQ/ref=sr_1_112?ie=UTF8&qid=1511858574&sr=8-112&keywords=women%27s+shirts+survivor

Never Again

This shirt is so tone deaf, we don’t know if it’s something you’d see on a Neo-Nazi, or an AntiFa supporter.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Unisex-Never-Jewish-Sleeve-T-Shirt/dp/B077HBDJ9Y/ref=sr_1_29?ie=UTF8&qid=1511859019&sr=8-29&keywords=shirts++the+holocaust

I Don’t Look Sick? You Don’t Look Stupid! Looks Can Be Deceiving Domestic Violence Awareness

Killing two birds with one stone—it not only insults the reader, but also managers to be self-deprecating towards the wearer as well!

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B077NY2ZW1/ref=sspa_dk_detail_3?psc=1

John Son Square Neck Tank Top for Men

Okay, so it doesn’t have a clever quote or witty joke for this one… The neckline on this well-meaning wife beater is enough to make you do a double-take, as it closely resembles a male model squished into a women’s camisole.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/John-Super-Heavy-Weight-Square/dp/B01GSPU8X4/ref=sr_1_39?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1511854898&sr=1-39&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=wife+beaters+for+men

Wife Of A Rock Star Ovarian Cancer Men’s Tank Top

A great niche gift for those women with husbands struggling with Ovarian Cancer!.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Inktastic-Ovarian-X-Large-Black-2c15e/dp/B0752JV8C5/ref=sr_1_123?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1511855259&sr=1-123&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=wife+beaters+for+men

Alzheimer’s Tried To Kill Me

“My Scars Tell A Story; They Are Reminders Of When Alzheimer’s Tried To Kill Me But FAILED.” Nothing about this shirt makes sense for anyone familiar with the effects of Alzheimer’s Disease.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Unisex-ALZHEIMERS-TRIED-FAILED-SLEEVE/dp/B078BMLQC5/ref=sr_1_164?ie=UTF8&qid=1511856817&sr=8-164&keywords=alzheimer%27s+t+shirts

I Survived My Wife’s Chemo!

Which included her harrowing stretches of nausea, physical pain and general suffering during actual radiation poisoning! Survivor’s humor, folks!

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Inktastic-Survived-XX-Large-Athletic-Heather/dp/B074QPHKRH/ref=sr_1_140?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1511856086&sr=1-140&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=wife+beaters+for+men

This Austism Mom Uses Her Patience On Her Children; She Doesn’t Have Much Left For Anyone Else

For the mothers who happen to be autistic, or the ladies who just wanna put their own austistic child on blast as an excuse for their own rude behavior!

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Womens-Warning-autism-Autism-Awareness/dp/B06XQGTCQ3/ref=sr_1_76?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1512018523&sr=1-76&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=awareness+shirts

Just Beat It

Domestic Violence, that is. Not… Never mind…

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Mens-Just-Beat-Domestic-Violence/dp/B072LXSXP8/ref=sr_1_6?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1512017523&sr=1-6&nodeID=7141123011&psd=1&keywords=domestic+violence+shirt

Jane Agni

Jane Agni

Jane M. Agni is a professional journalist residing in the rain-soaked city of Portland, Oregon. She is currently Editor-In-Chief of the websites, Every Woman Weekly, and Self-Worth Digest, in addition to being Senior Journalist for the infamous news satire site, National Report. Follow Jane on Facebook, Twitter, and Google Plus for daily updates on new articles and more.

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