This is perfect for the curious child with a budding interest in dissecting (and reassembling) the human body! There’s an encased, transparent human form which opens to reveal the squishy organs inside!
Perfect for grooming Munchausen By Proxy syndrome in a young and malleable mind. The Baby Alive Sweet Tears toy also thoughtfully includes a switch to change phrases from “Mommy” to “Daddy”, making this great for boys as well!
This card game is geared for ages 13 and up–the perfect time in your child’s life to entertain the idea of gun violence! As hormones rage, and the newfound pressures of high school loom overhead, why not purchase this exceptional tool for developing rash decisions where the ONLY solution is violence!
A soft and cuddly approach to teaching your child about STD’s and Victorian Era epidemics! These adorable plushies will ease any stigmas associated with sickness and death!
Prepare your kid’s for their college education with this appropriate and educational gaming app! Teach them early that college isn’t JUST about furthering your education. Actually, it’s not about that at all judging by ‘Party In My Dorm’! Instead, you party, make life altering mistakes, and date a selection of 7 guys with various personalities. Who needs a major when you have a MAJOR CRUSH on James!
What’s so creepy about wanting to buy this elegant, mansion-style playhouse, you ask? Just look at the price tag! Then again, it IS handcrafted by the Amish! So… That’s somethin’!
For ages 6 and up; everything you need to make REAL police sketches! Profile all manner of criminals after you and your child binge watching Law & Order or (insert generic crime show here)!
FREE app! Help Mommy give birth, INCLUDING the Caesarean incision with an ADORABLE cartoon scalpel. The game informs you that the mother-to-be is at “death’s door”, providing kid-friendly fun with genuine stakes as an incentive to do their best! No one wants blood on their hands, no matter HOW cute it is!
Literally the only acceptable way to give your child an incurable STD!
Lammily, the “normal Barbie”, marked for promoting more realistic body expectations for girls, now comes with stickers which increase her authenticity. Includes freckles, tattoos, stretch marks, cellulite and even scars and bruises!